classics.mit.edu/Ovid/metam.html contains a full text translation of the work. Gerta Rauss: Mark and Vanessa are willing to negotiate an open adoption... Juno MacGuff: Wait... No! Vanessa Loring: Like what? [114], After the definitive subjugation of the Latin League in 338 BC the Romans required as a condition of peace the condominium of the Roman people on the sanctuary and the sacred grove of Juno Seispes in Lanuvium, while bestowing Roman citizenry on the Lanuvians. [76] Camillus's devotion to female deities Mater Matuta and Fortuna and his contemporary vow of a new temple to both Matuta and Iuno Regina hint to a degree of identity between them: this assumption has by chance been supported by the discovery at Pyrgi of a bronze lamella which mentions together Uni and Thesan, the Etruscan Juno and Aurora, i.e. Web. Though in hymns and rites her threefold nature is never expressed conjointly (except in Ṛg Veda VI 61, 12:: triṣadásthā having three seats). Punk Receptionist: My boyfriend wears them every time we have intercourse, it makes his junk smell like pie. Knocked ya up twice. While Dumézil's refusal of seeing a Greek influence in Italic Junos looks difficult to maintain[118] in the light of the contributions of archaeology, his comparative analysis of the divine structure is supported by many scholars, as M. Renard and J. Poucet. I might pumice my feet, uh, I might go to Bren's Unitarian Church, maybe get hit by a truck full of hot garbage juice, you know? [154], The two gods are mentioned together in a dedicatory inscription found in the ruins of the temple of Hercules at Lanuvium, whose cult was ancient and second in importance only to that of Juno Sospita. Some emphasize one aspect or character of the goddess, considering it as primary: the other ones would then be the natural and even necessary development of the first. Junebug has a wonderful sense of humor. Squeeze it on out and hand it over? JUNO: For what? The discovery at Sulmona of a sanctuary of Hercules Curinus lends support to a Sabine origin of the epithet and of the cult of Juno in the curiae. His theory purports that while male gods incarnated one single function, there are female goddesses who make up a synthesis of the three functions, as a reflection of the ideal of woman's role in society. J. Gagé dismisses these assumptions as groundless speculations as no Jupiter Rex is attested and in accord with Roe D'Albret stresses that at Rome no presence of a Juno Regina is mentioned before Marcus Furius Camillus, while she is attested in many Etruscan and Latin towns. Isn't that what you girls call it? She is often shown armed and wearing a goatskin cloak. Juno is also known to be wearing a diadem. It's Paulie Bleeker. Festus calls him "a god endowed with the power of doing everything", then citing an Aufustius: "Genius is the son of the gods and the parent of men, from whom men receive life. 'Cause, like, supposedly they can hear you even though it's all, like, ten-thousand leagues under the sea. Romans believed the genius of somebody was an entity that embodied his essential character, personality, and also originally his vital, generative force and raison d' être. Other scholars[48] limit their interpretation of Caprotina to the sexual implications of the goat, the caprificus and the obscene words and plays of the festival. Call me when you get off the rag! Palmer[71] thinks she is to be identified with Juno Populona of later inscriptions,[72] a political and military poliadic (guardian) deity who had in fact a place in the Capitoline temple and was intended to represent the Regina of the king. After Wissowa[25] many scholars have remarked the similarity between the Juno of the Lupercalia and the Juno of Lanuvium Seispes Mater Regina as both are associated with the goat, symbol of fertility. Juno Regina had two temples (aedes) in Rome. Such an interpretation has been critically reviewed by Walter F. Just one of her many genetic gifts. Juno: infant.wav (760 K) To download as a ringtone put the URL below into your cell phone's browser: (Not all cell phones support this feature.) Perhaps the Romans were not completely satisfied with this solution as in 194 BC consul C. Cornelius Cethegus erected a temple to the Juno Sospita of Lanuvium in the Forum Holitorium (vowed three years earlier in a war with the Galli Insubri):[116]); in it the goddess was honoured in military garb. [117], The complexity of the figure of Juno has caused much uncertainty and debate among modern scholars. I mean for real. [164], Magna Graecia and Lanuvium mixed their influence in the formation of the Roman Hercules and perhaps there was a Sabine element too as is testified by Varro, supported by the find of the sanctuary of Hercules Curinus at Sulmona and by the existence of a Juno Curitis in Latium. I bought another Sonic Youth album and it sucked... it's just noise. Livy V 54, 7 on the annual procession commemorating her role of saviour: in it the image of the goddess represented as a goose was taken from her sanctuary on the, J. Gagė "Matronalia" p. 80-81; Y. Roe D'Albret, G. Dumézil "Servius et la Fortune. Oh yeah, jocks eat that shit up. Punk Volume 1. Juno MacGuff: Well, no, but I want Mark and Vanessa to be surprised and if you tell me I'll just, like, ruin everything. The historical episode narrated by ancient sources concerns the siege of Rome by the Latin peoples that followed the Gallic sack. [68] It can be assumed thence that Juno Moneta intervenes under warlike circumstances as associated to the sacral power of the king. Juno MacGuff: Hi, I'm calling to procure a hasty abortion... Bren: When you move out I'm getting two Weimaraners! Y._M. Juno MacGuff: Well, no, but I want Mark and Vanessa to be surprised and if you tell me I'll just, like, ruin everything. The Latin Junos certainly possessed a marked warlike character (at Lanuvium, Falerii, Tibur, Rome). Leah: All right, how about this one? At Lanuvium the goddess is known under the epithet Seispes Mater Regina. However both G. Wissowa and K. Latte allow that this ritual could have been adapted to fit theology of the Augustan restoration. At the back there are...only the statues of Zeus, Hera and Athena. And they were beautiful even in black and white. Vanessa likes Madison for a girl. I'll make a note of it! Paulie Bleeker: I still have your underwear. Dumézil remarks these titles match perfectly those of Latin Junos, especially the Juno Seispes Mater Regina of Lanuvium, the only difference being in the religious orientation of the first function. I … Hon, shall we sit down and get to know one another? Juno offers unlimited paid service and a Free ISP. [162] Renard thinks Dumézil's opposition to such a view is to be upheld: Bayet's words though did not deny the existence of local warlike Junos, but only imply that at a certain time they received the influence of the Heras of Lacinion and Sele, a fact that earned them the epithet of Argive and a Greek connotation. [148] Modern scholars are divided on the interpretation of J. Curiatius and J. Sororia. Ultrasound Technician: Are Mark and Vanessa your friends at school? United Online is also the parent of NetZero and BlueLight Internet Services. [159] At Lanuvium and perhaps Rome though their most ancient association rests on their common fertility and military characters. Hence the community invoked the protection (tutela) of the warlike Juno Sospita, "The Saviour". Ovid's Metamorphoses offers a story accounting for her sacred association with the peacock. Then the shot changes back … On the 1st of the month, a black ox was sacrificed to Helernus, a minor underworld deity whom Dumézil takes as a god of vegetation related to the cult of Carna/Crane, a nymph who may be an image of Juno Sospita. The exclusion of one sex is a characteristic practice in the cults of deities of fertility. What is... Oh my god, she's a pregnant superhero! 'Healthy, educated couple seeking infant to join our family of five. All festivals of Juno were held on the kalendae of a month except two (or, perhaps, three): the Nonae Caprotinae on the nonae of July, the festival of Juno Capitolina on September 13, because the date of these two was determined by the preeminence of Jupiter. Among ancient sources[98] indeed Servius states that according to the Etrusca Disciplina towns should have the three temples of Jupiter, Juno and Minerva at the end of three roads leading to three gates. Jean Bayet, author of Les origines de l'Arcadisme romain, has argued that such a function must be a later development as it looks to have superseded that of the two original Latin gods Picumnus and Pilumnus. And apparently she was supposed to be super beautiful but really mean, like Diana Ross. [131] It seems fairly safe to assume that from the earliest times they were identified by their own proper names and since they got them they were never changed through the course of history: they were called Jupiter and Juno. Juno pops up the footrest of the recliner and leans back comfortably. Juno MacGuff: No, no, no. [103] Hence her flamen was chosen by the highest local magistrate, the dictator, and since 388 BC the Roman consuls were required to offer sacrifices to her. Leah: Oh my god it does! Now, I may not have the best track record in the world, but I have been with your stepmother for 10 years now and I'm proud to say that we're very happy. Because I gotta be honest with you; I don't much approve of dating in your condition, 'cause well... that's kind of messed up. Juno MacGuff: I'm not crying, I'm just allergic to fine home furnishing. [63], This Juno is placed by ancient sources in a warring context. • We then see how Juno takes control of her life and decides what she wants to do with her body she is a dominant character, complete opposite to Daisy and Nora. Virginity is connected to regality: the existence and welfare of the community was protected by virgin goddesses or the virgin attendants of a goddess. Bren: You're not going to be a pop-pop. We definitely want it to have junk. She is often thought of as the Roman version of the Greek goddess of love and marriage, Hera.Juno was the wife and sister of Jupiter, the chief Roman god, and the two of them were worshipped along with the goddess Minerva on the Quirinal in Rome. Su-Chin: I'm having a little trouble concentrating. Macrobius I 9, 15: "In sacris...invocamus Ianum Geminum, I. Patrem, I. Iunonium, I. Consivium, I. Quirinum, I. Patultium and Clusivium. [158] In Bayet's view Juno and Hercules did supersede Pilumnus and Picumnus in the role of tutelary deities of the newborn not only because of their own features as goddess of the deliverers and as apotropaic tutelary god of infants but also because of their common quality as gods of fertility. It kinda looks like it's waving, you know, like it's saying, "Hey Vanessa, will you be my mom?". So I can't really look at bright lights today. Vanessa Loring: Oh you don't make anything with it, its for exercise. I don't know... Juno MacGuff: I'm pregnant. What's the verdict? The Juno Cealestis of Carthage Tanit was evoked according to Macrobius. Mark Loring: I never said I'd be a good father. Leah: Is this for real? You know, they call me the cautionary whale. In both towns she was known as Curitis, the spearholder, an armed protectress. Lucina was an epithet for Juno as "she who brings children into light". [112] Claudius Helianus later wrote "...she has much new of Hera Argolis"[113] The iconography of Argive Hera, matronal and regal, looks quite far away from the warlike and savage character of Iuno Seispes, especially considering that it is uncertain whether the former was an armed Hera. Leah: I don't have a choice. Mac MacGuff: And this, of course, is Juno. The occasion of the feria, shortly after the poplifugia, i.e. Juno MacGuff: I'll handle this. When Juno is at the clinic, the jar on the desk holding condoms first appears that all the condoms are purple. There it is. She won't even let me stand in front of the microwave or eat red M&Ms. That was kind of the emotion that I was searching for on the first take. Cuz you know, they say pregnancy often leads to, you know... an infant. Perhaps a second festival of Juno Moneta was held on October 10, possibly the date of the dedication of her temple. Similarly, the parents were also detached from the situation and their comments about Juno's pregnancy were disengaged from reality. [132] Many terracotta statuettes have been discovered which represent a woman with a child: one of them represents exactly the scene described by Cicero of a woman with two children of different sex who touch her breast. Shut your freakin' gob! Have you ever smelled her? And how does Desmond's pushing that button at the end of AC3 "release" her on the world? Mac MacGuff: Thanks for having me and my irresponsible child over your house. Juno MacGuff: I don't know what kind of girl I am. Juno MacGuff: No, I heard you. Juno in the Signs. A fissure between the Greeks and Romans caused Juno and Hera to have massive disagreements, revealing that only Juno would help the demigods save the world. The ancient called her Covella in her function of helper in the labours of the new moon. Bren: Yeah... but I was hoping she was expelled, or into hard drugs. I have Pellegrino, or Vitamin Water or Orange Juice or... Juno MacGuff: I'll have a Maker's Mark, please. [108] This theme shows a connexion with the fundamental theological character of Iuno, that of incarnating vital force: virginity is the condition of unspoilt, unspent vital energy that can ensure communion with nature and its rhythm, symbolised in the fire of Vesta. I already told you nothing happened. It is notable as the first collection devoted exclusively to biographies of women in Western literature. Guy Lab Partner: Good, Amanda. Renard associates it to the Greek legend of, At Perusia, Cortona, Siena, Populonia, Visentium, even more in southern Etruria at Veii, Falerii, Tarquinia, Gravisca, Caerae, Pyrgi: M. Renard "Iuno Historia" above p. 152; L. Ross Taylor. I'm a composer. [61] Palmer views the rituals of the curiae devoted to her as a reminiscence of the origin of the curiae themselves in rites of evocatio, a practice the Romans continued to use for Juno or her equivalent at later times as for Falerii, Veii and Carthage. Paulie Bleeker: No, I don't like Katrina. Schilling above p. 97; G. Capdeville "Les epithets cultuelles de Janus" in, For other interpretations cf. You weren't there, so you can't understand the magic. Gerta Rauss: ...So, we all agree that a closed adoption is the best decision for all involved? Everyone was talking about the unique voice, tone, and screenwriter. R. Maurenbrecher's reading, (after Schilling, above): "1.Divom patrem canite, divom deum supplicate; 2.Patulci cosmis. Juno MacGuff: She gave you... your own room in... in your whole house? [161] Contacts with Central Italy and similarity would have favoured a certain assimilation between Latin warlike Junos and Argive Heras and the association with Heracles of Latin Junos. Juno MacGuff: ...Well you know, because they're your fav - and I figured you could never have enough of your favorite one calorie breath mints. Camillus was devout to her and to Matuta, both matronal deities. Modern scholars agree that the origins of the cult and of the temple were much more ancient. I mean, it's cute. But I'm guessing it looks probably like a sea monkey right now and we should let it get a little cuter. Leah: Yum, this pretzel tastes like a freaking DONUT! Paulie Bleeker: I always think you're cute. He agrees with Dumézil that we[who?] The date of her introduction, though ancient, would be uncertain; she should perhaps be identified with Hera Basilea or as the queen of Jupiter Rex. Check out Baby Big Head. Dumézil in his Archaic Roman Religion had been unable to interpret the myth underlying this legendary event, later though he accepted the interpretation given by P. Drossart and published it in his Fêtes romaines d'été et d'automne, suivi par dix questions romaines in 1975 as Question IX. Mark Loring: [after Vanessa's asks him if he found an apartment] It's not an apartment, it's a loft. In his relationship to the goddess he takes the place of the king of Veii. She bestowed on heroes the vigour by which they defeated their demonic adversaries. [50] Dumézil remarked that Juno Curitis "is represented and invoked at Rome under conditions very close to those we know about for Juno Seispes of Lanuvium". "Juno Quotes." Mac MacGuff: Can you can narrow that down for me? The Romans then irrupted into the Latin camp killing the enemies in their sleep. Dedications on terracottas of the 4th-3rd century. Juno Tables: Find the sign of Juno in your astrology natal chart. Juno was the Roman goddess who protected the nation as a whole but also kept special watch over all aspects of women's lives. [34] It stood precisely on the Cispius near the sixth shrine of the Argei. Cause I got bored and had sex with you and I didn't want to like marry you? Because being pregnant makes me pee like Seabiscuit! JUNO: Seems pretty typical to me. Juno MacGuff: You're quite the sellout, Mark. Am I gonna like deactivate some day or is it a permanent state of being? Cause all those things, would be exponentially cooler than going to prom with you. Juno MacGuff: I named my guitar "Roosevelt"-not Ted, Franklin. You don't even remember to give Liberty Bell her breathing meds. Juno MacGuff: I am giving you the gift of life, screaming, pooping life, and you don't even have to be there when it comes out all covered in blood and guts. Don't think it's yours just because you marked it with your urine! Only in her Avestic equivalent Anahita, the great mythic river, does she bear the same three valences explicitly: her Yašt states she is invoked by warriors, by clerics and by deliverers. Scholars had long believed the Etruscan goddess Uni was strongly influenced by the Argive Heras and had her Punic counterpart in the Carthaginian goddess Tanit, identified by the Romans as Juno Caelestis. The one dedicated by Furius Camillus in 392 BC stood on the Aventine: it lodged the wooden statue of the Juno transvected from Veii. [130] Praeneste offers a glimpse into original Latin mythology: the local goddess Fortuna is represented as nursing two infants, one male and one female, namely Jove (Jupiter) and Juno. Juno MacGuff: [on the phone with "Women Now"] Hey, yeah, uh, I'm just calling to procure a hasty abortion. Basanoff has argued that the legend not only alludes to sex and fertility in its association with wildfig and goat but is in fact a summary of sort of all the qualities of Juno. Related GIFs. Juno MacGuff: So guess what. [171] According to Georg Wissowa and K. Latte, Genius (from the root gen-, whence gigno bear or be born, archaic also geno) would designate the specific virile generative potency, as opposed to feminine nature, reflected in conception and delivery, under the tutelage of Juno Lucina. Under this epithet Juno is attested in many places, notably at Falerii[49] and Tibur. This was the case in Rome and at Tusculum where a cult of Juno Lucina and Hercules was known. Tough Girl: [to Juno] It's really easy to tell. [Rollo pulls the bathroom key out of reach]. This is usually understood to be a rite of purification and fertility. Tutela indeed shows regal, military and protective traits, apart from the sexual ones. Zeus in the middle on a throne, the goddesses on the two sides, Hera at his right and Athena at his left. Her paredra was the Phoenician god Ba'al, interpreted as Saturn. I just know he doesn't like Katrina and I don't think he should toy with her emotions like that. Praeneste preserved divine filiation and infancy as the sovereign god and his paredra Juno have a mother who is the primordial goddess Fortuna Primigenia. Juno MacGuff: God, that was *one* time! Dude, that thing is freaky lookin'. Juno MacGuff: Wow your shorts are like especially gold today. Leah: How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests? It can often lead to an infant. The little pink plus sign is so unholy. All babies want to get borned! I guess I still dont completely understand her motivations. [8] Juno MacGuff: No, there will be no sex! Dec 31, 2018 - Juno (2007). Mark Loring: Nesting, huh? She’s connected to marriage and union, in general, but she is complicated, powerful, and political. After this was the festival of the Nonae Caprotinae ("The Nones of the Wild Fig") held on July 7. . [199] Also remarkable in this sense is the Fanum Iunonis of Malta (of the Hellenistic period) which has yielded dedicatory inscriptions to Astarte and Tanit.[200]. On this point it looks remarkable that also in Martianus Capella's division of Heaven a Juno Hospitae Genius is mentioned in region IX, and not a Juno: the sex of this Genius is feminine. Compare also the epithet Fluonia, Fluviona of Roman Juno, discussed by G. Juno MacGuff: I think the last one was defective. [94] A direct Greek influence is possible but it would be also plausible to consider it a local creation. I drink tons of booze so you might get one of those scary neuter-babies that's born without junk. [120] But at the same time she belongs to the first function as a religious sovereign: she is pure,[121] she is the means of purifications and helps the conceiving and realisation of pious thoughts. Vanessa Loring: Your parents are probably wondering where you are. Some scholars, mostly Italians, recognize in the Junos of Falerii, Tibur and Lavinium the Greek Hera, rejecting the theory of an indigenous original cult of a military Juno. The Juno screenplay PDF was passed around Hollywood after the Academy Awards. Her various epithets thus show a complex of mutually interrelated functions that in the view of Georges Dumézil and Vsevolod Basanoff (author of Les dieux Romains) can be traced back to the Indoeuropean trifunctional ideology: as Regina and Moneta she is a sovereign deity, as Sespeis, Curitis (spear holder) and Moneta (again) she is an armed protectress, as Mater and Curitis (again) she is a goddess of the fertility and wealth of the community in her association with the curiae. Juno is the equivalent to Hera, the Greek goddess for love and marriage. Leah: It's probably just a food baby. The flamen or special priest belonging to Juno Seispes continued to be a Lanuvian, specially nominated by the town to take care of the goddess even though she was housed in her temple at Rome (in the Forum Holitorium). Thence is he named my genius, because he begot me". Juno MacGuff: Um it's coming up on the eighth. Mark Loring: That it feels a little like bad timing. I'll be sure to do that. Where you been? You know I'll always be there to love you and support you no matter what kind of pickle you're in... Obviously. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment.". The dictator of the Latins Livius Postumius from Fidenae would have requested the Roman senate that the matronae and daughters of the most prominent families be surrendered to the Latins as hostages. CIL 3573. Girl Lab Partner: I'm going to the infirmary. [23] The Juno of this day bears the epithet of Februalis, Februata, Februa. [204] Uni is here the Punic goddess, in accord with the identification of Pyrgi. Bren: I think that kids get bored and have intercourse. Cf. Juno MacGuff: Madison? She did not receive a temple in Rome: presumably her image was deposited in another temple of Juno (Moneta or Regina) and later transferred to the Colonia Junonia founded by Caius Gracchus. I got it when I was in Japan with my band. Excavations in Largo di Torre Argentina have revealed four temple structures, one of whom (temple D or A) could be the temple of Juno Curitis. I mean, can't we just, like, kick this old school? Mac MacGuff: That was my first instinct too. their cleansing from the religious pollution contracted at war. I guess so. Juno MacGuff: Yeah, I-I know. What does it even mean? Because I don't take orders. Juno MacGuff: [leaning up against the wall as she's in labor] OWW! The image is oriented so … Mark Loring: [about Vanessa] She just hates when I sit around watching movies and 'not contributing.'. Many occurred during the presence of Hannibal in Italy. Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad? when the community is in its direst straits, needs the intervention of a divine tutelary goddess, a divine queen, since the king (divine or human) has failed to appear or has fled. Juno is the god by whom man gets his body. The day of the dedication and of her festival was September 1. [192] The cult of Iuno and Hera is generally attested in Etruria. Like, you know what Bleek? Juno MacGuff: Well, when you're used to the raw power of Iggy and the Stooges, everything else sounds kind of precious by comparison. [178] This seems to hint to a significance of the Genius as the propagative spirit of the gens, of whom every human individual is an incarnation:[179] Censorinus states: "Genius is the god under whose tutelage everyone is born and lives on",[180] and that "many ancient authors, among whom Granius Flaccus in his De Indigitamentis, maintain that he is one and the same with the Lar", meaning the Lar Familiaris. And besides they already have three kids. Just because you had four Smirnoff ices and a bottle of snow peak peach flavored Boones. Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um... Juno MacGuff: I could like, have this baby and give it to someone who like totally needs it. I should be royally ticked off at you. Would you like to know the sex? 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